We had someone call in from the Virgin Islands talking about how to get women to do anal. Yall know that’s my lane. Shit get her ass tipsy and then starting sucking and licking areas that she never knew turned her ass on. Foreplay is the key to tapping a chicks ass. You gotta get her to feel comfortable because that shit hurts like hell starting out then it starts to feel good. Then he goes on to talk about how big his dick is and females aren’t really trying to let him hit. Then another listener spoke up about anal sex and how after his chick read my blog on anal sex, she let him tap that ass. I feel good knowing my blogs helps people to try something new.
Then I was super hyped and I was ready to do some choclate fantasy prank calls. It had been a while since I played on somebody’s phone. I swear dudes be setting up their friends like its nothing. So the first victim was Dj Marc Skee and his homeboy rapper @OFFSETT set his ass up so good. I acted like I was with Wu-Tang and they were starting an adult entertainment division and they were looking for a do to spin their events. My crazy ass started asking him all kinds of explicit questions for the interview process. That’s all Im going to tell yall. Look at the video and listen to the show.
Now the second victim was set up by @AnomosityMuzikk. He told me to act like I was from Brick Squad. So I called him and told him that I represented Brick Squad and I heard he was the hottest rapper in West Oakland. I asked him to give me a freaky ass free style with burr in the hook. This fool started going in and I guess he was starting to feel because he said he was driving and he pulled over. So he did a freestyle but he didn’t say burr enough so I told him to go hard and use burr more. If yall think imma tell you what happened next, yall got the game fucked up. Click on the video below and have a good ass laugh.
I missed doing my prank calls. So now I gotta get back on my shit and make dudes do some more crazy shit. So if you have someone you want me to prank, hit me up on twitter and dm their info and then its on and popping. Once I make the audio into a video, ill hit you up on twitter with the link. It will be on you tube and www.chocmamitv.com. Make sure yall tune in for Tuesday night’s show at 8pm est. I swear I never know what will come out of my mouth when Im on the air.
The show on Friday Dec 9 was off da fucking chain. I was in rare form. Talk about riding da choclate wave. The show was the continuation of the angry wife that’s not angry anymore. She is ready to get on with her life and experience some new dick. Im rooting for her and I hope she calls me so I can hear that ass get tapped. I know Im crazy and freaky ass hell. I think on this show I truly got everyone involved. We went from talking about cheating ass husbands to anal sex.